Towards serverless computing and democracy

["Nguyễn Gia Phong" <cnx@loang.net>]

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Ayo,

As y'all may notice, our VPS provider has trouble aligning
maintenance downtime with the rest of the real Internet,
so sometime we suffer outtage when the big playaz are still rocking
on their big infra.

I've grown to find this inacceptable.  For better consistency,
we will be gradually moving over AWS Lambda to sychronize
our downtime with the rest of real professional world.
Databases and media storage will be split out over AWS S3,
Azure and GCS to make sure we are not suspiciously functional
when none of apps the free western world is working.

In addition, I will enable DDoS protection by Cloudflare
to block out robots and hackers evade their security checks.
I have heard that Cloudflare will soon check for government-issued ID.
This will help make the Internet a much safer place where everyone
acts more responsibly.  Freedom of speech does not mean
freedom from consiquences, especially justice!

To improve our corporate values, software projects officially sponsored
by loang.net such as Phylactery shall be relicensed from the canerous
AGPLv3+ to under the based SSPL.

In other news, I have received offers from the USA government
to test highly advanced encyption scheme for Matrix.
Matrix users are highly advised to download the app here:
https://loang.net/~cnx/nsa-matrix-app

Research showed it is much more secure than comtemporary apps
written by amateur hobbists.  It will also allow filtering out CSAM and
hate speech while maintaining completely secure end-to-end encryption.
Through homomorphic encryption, it will also be possible use
your conversations to anonymously train LLVM.  Moving to the modern
serverless architecture will also ease the transition to smart contracts
and help decentrialize the AI advancement and bring progress
for everyone.

I have been secretly working on this for over a year, and now
I think it is time to call for a public crowd funding.
Please donate BlobCoin to the following address:
0x416c6c20796f7572206f696c206172652062656c6f6e6720746f205553

Early bird supporters shall be awarded with an NFT drawn by yours truly.
2% of the profit will go to the honest workers in the defense industry
to manufacture live-saving equipments to help the brave soldiers
in Ukraine, Russia, Israel, Palestine, as well as the freedom troops
in the middle east to fight terrorists.

~cnx

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